and one of them is this---that you just lost your job and intend on staying on unemployment benefits for as long as possible. In Connecticut, I believe its a year. Oh, and never tell your "friends" that your ex won't be getting any child support for that year. The reason is this-your "friends" may just be compelled to tell Ms. X what your dumb ass is up to. Then Ms. X might just call the Child Support Enforcement Agency and let them know that your worthless ass got "let go" again. Then CSE would gladly tell the Unemployment office that you have a standing child support order that will most DEFINITELY be deducted from your weekly check. Moral of this lovely little story is : DO NOT FUCK WITH THE QUEEN. Some people never learn.
