Tuesday Tidbits

• I feel lots and lots of gratitude lately
• The more I see suffering the more grateful I become
• I don't have much, but I do have ME back and that is a miracle-it truly is
• I saw POS today in line at the bank. He looks awful
• BUT he is on day 7 so I hope that works out for him
• He said to me "I was having seizures" to which I replied "No REALLY?"
• He actually GOT INSURANCE for my son, without me having to ask or force him
• THAT is another miracle
• I get to speak at my Home Group tonight. I am always nervous but it needs to be done
• My boss stuck up for me to HIS boss today. Miracle # 3
• I'm glad I can be a trusted employee these days
• My son seems to be content, no drama-no anger. Thank you abilify.
• I am happy that spring is here, but not liking my grass growing faster than a speeding bullet
• Your Queen does NOT mow grass-she just doesn't
• That is where a house bitch would come in handy. I am still interviewing so keep the applications coming people.

With that I wish you all a great night, I'm off to get snacks for my drunks. QUEEN....OUT

Pretty Toes

Yes, I have them now. I went for my very first pedicure yesterday. I made the appointment and when I got off the phone my kid said "I hope you don't like it too much." I asked him why would he say that. He says "Cause if you really like it then that means you'll be going back like every week spending hundreds of dollars and I'll get less stuff for me." OH yes he did. What a spoiled little brat I am raising, huh? Just for that I think I will make it a habit, cause I DID enjoy it. How anyone can make a living out of what they had to do to my dogs is a mystery to me. I could NOT do it. EVER. BUT, I can be on the receiving end. I finally did it and it was relaxing, and it felt good to spend some time on ME. Just ME. I stand on these poor feet at least 8 hours a day and they really liked the attention. I was there for two hours! I got my nails did and got my uni brow attended to as well. I didn't really have a uni brow but I did get em waxed.
It was so good, I wanted to light a cig when he was done. Yes I said he. I think that made it more special. I wanted to take this tiny Asian man home with me. Yer Queen needs her a house bitch. You know for cooking me dinner, doin the lawn, my feet, massages. Stuff like that. No monkey business, just look out for the Queen. Only serious applicants please. Have yerselves a super evening. QUEEN....OUT