Pretty Toes

Yes, I have them now. I went for my very first pedicure yesterday. I made the appointment and when I got off the phone my kid said "I hope you don't like it too much." I asked him why would he say that. He says "Cause if you really like it then that means you'll be going back like every week spending hundreds of dollars and I'll get less stuff for me." OH yes he did. What a spoiled little brat I am raising, huh? Just for that I think I will make it a habit, cause I DID enjoy it. How anyone can make a living out of what they had to do to my dogs is a mystery to me. I could NOT do it. EVER. BUT, I can be on the receiving end. I finally did it and it was relaxing, and it felt good to spend some time on ME. Just ME. I stand on these poor feet at least 8 hours a day and they really liked the attention. I was there for two hours! I got my nails did and got my uni brow attended to as well. I didn't really have a uni brow but I did get em waxed.
It was so good, I wanted to light a cig when he was done. Yes I said he. I think that made it more special. I wanted to take this tiny Asian man home with me. Yer Queen needs her a house bitch. You know for cooking me dinner, doin the lawn, my feet, massages. Stuff like that. No monkey business, just look out for the Queen. Only serious applicants please. Have yerselves a super evening. QUEEN....OUT