Thursday, March 26, 2009

There are some things one should NOT brag about


and one of them is this---that you just lost your job and intend on staying on unemployment benefits for as long as possible. In Connecticut, I believe its a year. Oh, and never tell your "friends" that your ex won't be getting any child support for that year. The reason is this-your "friends" may just be compelled to tell Ms. X what your dumb ass is up to. Then Ms. X might just call the Child Support Enforcement Agency and let them know that your worthless ass got "let go" again. Then CSE would gladly tell the Unemployment office that you have a standing child support order that will most DEFINITELY be deducted from your weekly check. Moral of this lovely little story is : DO NOT FUCK WITH THE QUEEN. Some people never learn.

11 comments:

Sarah said...

HAHAHAHA - you get the award for best graphic ever. And the best ass kicker award.

because. you. rock. hardcore.

Ann H. said...

That's awesome!

sober white women said...

I have no idea what is going on my ex. I don't even know where he lives, but I do not that my checks have stopped coming in. It is not a lot of money, but I used that money to help put food on the table. I guess he does not care if his children eat?
Kelli

Cat said...

hahaha - love this!

Syd said...

You are the Queen for sure. I don't want any of that on my shoe either.

Zanejabbers said...

Yep, you don't mess with queen's.

FrankandMary said...

Haaaaaaaa on the graphic. Ya know, when I told people I would not be working for a while, a few told me to ride out the unemployment(I'm not even on unemployment!). It was odd. Never would it occur to me to "ride out" anything, but to provide for myself instead. Now someone with kids who wants to be without a job for a year? That is disgusting. ~Mary

Gledwood said...

Are state benefits at all generous in America? I heard they were crap...

Also I'll never forget seeing a woman IN TEARS on Oprah because she had been on welfare ~ some years previously~!!

Unbelievable! In this country a lot of people are PROUD to scrounge off the State as much as possible!!!

Fractalmom said...

ROFLMAO

Hurricane Heather said...

Note to self:

Never anger the Queen Bee.

Bill said...

Clap WHISTLE Cheer!