Your Queen has a problem. Well maybe its not exactly a PROBLEM. You decide. This is what my kitchen table currently looks like.
Yes folks, there IS indeed a table under all of those boxes. It's a mini version of the Amazon.com warehouse. This is what you get when you take the bottle away from THIS alcoholic and give her a credit card. And this is not all of it. Some stuff is back ordered, damn them. I'm shopping like it's my JOB. Well it kind of is this week as I am on vacation. Me and the sis are going out to do some REAL shopping in the morning. As in going to the ACTUAL store and dealing with ACTUAL people. Should be a hoot.
As if this wasn't enough-I hit up Verizon yesterday and got me and the kid Blackberry's. I'm on fire I say, on FIRE! I now know why Paris the douche bag Hilton never leaves home without it. What FUN!
You see now that I'm not all boozed up all the damn time and I actually GO TO WORK everyday, I have a few bucks to spare. It's one of those Promises that AA is always telling us about. Here they are for those of you who may not know about them:
The AA Promises
If we are painstaking about this phase of our development, we will be amazed before we are half way through.
We are going to know a new freedom and a new happiness.
We will not regret the past, nor wish to shut the door on it.
We will comprehend the word serenity and we will know peace.
No matter how far down the scale we have gone, we will see how our experience can benefit others.
That feeling of uselessness and self-pity will disappear.
We will lose interest in selfish things and gain interest in our fellows.
Self-seeking will slip away.
Our whole attitude and outlook upon life will change.
Fear of people and of economic insecurity will leave us.
We will intuitively know how to handle situations which used to baffle us.
We will suddenly realize that God is doing for us what we could not do for ourselves.
ARE THESE EXTRAVAGANT PROMISES? We think NOT.
They are being fulfilled among us-sometimes quickly, sometimes slowly.
They will always materialize if we work for them.
Alcoholics Anonymous pg.83-84
Side note: I just typed out those promises-which is not a big deal-BUT why the hell can't I copy and paste in blogger anymore? ANYONE?
So anyhow---A bunch of these are definately ringing true in Queens life lately and it's just amazing. AMAZING.
Queen....OUT....(Shopping)
7 comments:
I saw my present on the table!
I never read the promises before. I enjoyed reading them here. "We will know peace."
I love your shopping verve and those promises.
YOU are the BOMB!
Dang I'm jealous!
I want to go shopping!
Hey GIRL!!!!
Better cool those jets, lol. January will come stalking you like a flea bitten coon hound!
I am so glad you're having a grand holiday season...and it IS miraculous, isn't it?? How the world changes when we stop pouring booze into our pieholes!!!
God bless you, Queen. And all your family and all your love and beauty that you put out here for us to see.
You da bomb, girl!
Hey Queenie. I never have learned to cut and paste since kindergaarten. It sure would make thins easier. I'm sure I could check out the Tutorial and learn. But that is way toooooo easy.
I love retail therapy.
It's all fun and games till somebody gets there eye poked out, or a bill in the mail. hee hee jeNN
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