Wednesday, July 29, 2009

I've Come To The Conclusion That....

  • I have been ridiculously obsessing and getting pissy about a wedding that will be FULL of people that I wouldn't want my worst enemy stuck to have to sit down and eat, drink and be merry with.

  • That although I still carry the hurt about the ex stepdaughter, I have done all that I can to make amends and it's on her (and God) now. It's out of my hands. Whew.

  • I cannot send my son to the wedding in the tie-dyed *wife-beater* t-shirt that I wanted too. Dammit.

  • If you are going to take a COMMITMENT(as in service work/or job within your home group) in Alcoholics Anonymous then make sure to FOLLOW THROUGH with it! (you KNOW what they say about half measures, right?)

  • I have the best home group ever. If you don't feel the same way about your home group, maybe you should look around for another one. Just a suggestion.

  • Putting down that effin drink was the best decision I have ever made.

  • I am hopelessly addicted to *bejeweled blitz* on facebook and may start my own 12 step program for myself and others.

  • My sister made the right decision when deciding to come and live with yours truly. I have not seen her this happy in who knows when. This in turn makes me happy.

  • Little sister and I are being compared to Oscar and Felix from the Odd Couple and not only is that hilarious, but it is 100% TRUE. Go ahead, guess which one I am! HA

  • Sister and I have the best time together. Especially late at night. Like really late. We we doing this last night while going through my underwear drawer. Yes, my underwear drawer. We found everything from grandma panties all the way through a thong that says *eat me* on the front. IT was the shit until my son walked in on us acting like a couple of teenagers. It was FUN I TELL YOU!

  • That I REALLY need to go through that drawer and weed out all the *inappropriate* underthings. HAHA. Or NOT.

Well y'all, its been a hoot and a half but Queens gotta go, QUEEN......OUT


Lou said...

Dare I ask..which panties are you wearing today!

Queenneenee said...

I must be over doing it on the granny panties cause I still have not found a POA. Dammit

big Jenn said...

I can only be my TRUEST dorky self with my sister because she's the only person on earth who gets it! I think thong underwear and skinny jeans are in the same catagory for me. jeNN

Gin said...

I would love to be a fly on the wall and hear the two of you together. I can only imagine!

Gabriella Moonlight said...

Oh I love this post....I would love to have someone to share those moments of true bliss and dorkiness with...for now it is with my dogs, they seem to "get me" as I dance about and act as always amaze me, thank you for your posts..oh and I LOVE my are so right about that one!!!

Ann H. said...

Aw what the hell, send him in the wifebeater. It will be fun!

sober white women said...

I cleaned out the undie drawer a while back. My question is ..... was I ever that skinny that I fit into that!

I am glad that you and your sister are having a great time.

Life is good.


Jess Mistress of Mischief said...

You always make me laugh!

That wedding sounds like a resentment waiting to happen, God I pray that you find fun there instead of chaos!!! :)

You are an amazing, strong and giving person, I'm sure your sister is blessed by your love!!!

Syd said...

I have a solution that I like: Don't wear any.

Pam said...

by inappropriate I assume you mean the grannie panties right?
I wish I had a sister!!!!

sKILLz said...

Yo beeoich, find me on facebook ya digg?
Or send me your email to find you...

I say let him wear that wife beater, fuck em!
Stay Up!

Akannie said...

OH GIRL......

Let me know about that 12 step help...I'm totally strung out on Bejewelled Blitz too !!!!!

Kim said...! I fell out of my chair {from laughing} more than once while reading this post!!!