Monday, April 20, 2009

Dinner Conversation-With Tweens


So I sat in a Subway sandwich shop with my son and my nephew(my son from anotha mutha) this evening. We are all enjoying our dinner when I say "I don't care, I LOVE my food, I don't care about dieting-I just love my food too much" and my son says "Guess you don't care that you're never gonna get laid again". Yes. He said that to his mommy. My nephew munched away and said "Can we NOT talk about this?" HA HA. I said something like no, I think we should talk about periods, puberty and the whole kittin kaboodle. Needless to say, they were both pretty quiet through the rest of our little dinner. I heart tweens. I really do.

10 comments:

Zanejabbers said...

OMG.THAT IS PRICELESS.

Hurricane Heather said...

I just peed myself.
That was hysterical!

sober white women said...

That is to funny! I have had stuff like that happen to me as well.
Kelli

Sarah said...

Awesome.

Cat said...

LOL!!!!

Lou said...

Oh come on..you do care about that don't you!

I would have said "Yo, quit da fresh talk." (thats how we converse here)

Indigo said...

I'm dumbstruck he actually said that. What a way to close down the conversation...kudos to you. (Hugs)Indigo

Syd said...

That is very funny. I think the not getting laid comment would be enough for me to make a life style change.

Anonymous said...

Killing me I tell ya. I can't even mention any of my body parts around my boy... I'd hurl. Never mind sex.

Bill said...

Oh, Lord...that's what I used to say about my gin martinis. Look where that got me.